I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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