he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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