David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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