So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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