If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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