i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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