quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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