their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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