His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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