You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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