I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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