You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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