Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
so let's talk penis.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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