Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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