His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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