I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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