she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
