dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You are the jesus of drinking
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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