He told me they were just razor bumps!
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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