tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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