I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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