there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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