I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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