If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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