at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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