went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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