Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Randomize
