some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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