NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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