the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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