Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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