Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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