Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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