that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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