We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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