Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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