But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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