matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize