She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
