Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Randomize
