found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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