The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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