I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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