I seem to have left my pride at pride
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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