Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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