They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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