I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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