I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Randomize
