so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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