I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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