You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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