so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
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