i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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