sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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