doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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