Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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